>>...does he have a brain tumor that makes him so hungry...<<

Yup:

Meh, you probably didn’t have much to worry about. Milk chocolate is almost harmless to dogs, a normal sized dog would have to eat like literally half a pound of *nothing but* milk chocolate to reach the LD50 for theobromine. Eating a dozen candy bars might give them diarrhea, but it's probably not something you need…

LOL I had a black lab that ate an entire loaf of bread plus a pound of butter in literally less than 30 seconds.

>>...had to pull an almost three foot string of remnants of the kitchen rug from his butt...<<

Yes, *definitely* a lab thing!

>>...and will eat literally anything...<<

>>See, when you enter a house in Japan, you take your shoes off at the entry.<<

>>... it was that no one was actually drinking underage ...<<

>>... white supremacists ...<<

They're hiding in the geyser. You have to get up real close and stick you head in to see 'em.

Fact: Black Bears are the best bears.

I am incensed at this!!!

>>America is like an honours-list high school student that lights its own farts on fire.<<

If this show was nothing but paintball and hotlava episodes... I would watch the shit out of it!

>>...more than 300 degrees below zero.<<

LOL! So it only runs on a track?!?

The why is it there, huh? Tell me that!

I have never understood fake pockets...

IKR? I kept waiting for them to pick tributes from the different provinces, but it never happened...