Yeah, the innocent usually protest the deed itself, while the guilty have a tendency to protest the evidence instead of the deed.

Not into BDSM personally, but I have plenty of friends that are, and from what they tell me face punches are considered on the extreme end of advanced BDSM, and not the kind of thing any responsible sane BDSM practitioner uses with partners that are new or just testing the waters.

Same for choking, this is NOT…

Sweet! I just thought of a get rich quick scheme:

1) Mine the things you never thought of
2) ???
3) Profit!

>>How are innocent bystanders supposed to tell the difference between the prank scary clowns and the real criminal clowns?<<

>>There's no way the CBC would fire their golden goose without cause. <<

yes

>>...a jilted ex girlfriend and a freelance writer...<<

>>...is it legitimately a free-for-all in which people hunt down the best candy grounds...<<

Daycare

>>A mythical anthology that has probably been published more than any other literary work ever.<<

>>...Bible. Which is the most published book around the world.<<

>>... I'm taping a national radio segment later today. What are you doing today, moron?<<

He said he was the most published author on the planet, not the author of a mythological anthology...

Thx!

>>...and also: Florida.<<

Are there any ones that aren't? That are worth reading?

For the life of me I can't understand how even a horrifically intoxicated person wouldn't be able to figure out that their bumper is getting snagged on the gate...

Hipsters have redefined irony to mean "trying too hard to make it look like you're not trying"

Normcore is their classic shtick.

>>I'm not seeing the problem here.<<