Seems like a pretty good deal for Taco Bell.

You know we call our one and two dollar coins "Loonies" and "Toonies" right?

They were just trolling with the Timmies hate

Yeah, that pissed me off too. Wendy's changed the recipe for the chocolate walnut crunch, it just isn't as good anymore :(

So's a drinking age set at 21

>>...Tim Hortons: it's basically like an infinitely shittier Canadian version of Dunkin' Donuts...<<

Just working with the example given in the question asked...

Oh, and at least with dogs you don't have to worry about them crapping in your car.

No, I'm not joking. Are you? I've taken care of both as well. Getting two dogs vs. getting two toddlers into a car isn't comparable? Utter bullshit.

To be fair, in the third letter it's the letter writer who's the asshole, not the friend.

THIS

Oh man, people with kids can be obliviously obnoxious about it, like it's the most important thing in the world and you couldn't possibly understand, and nothing you do could possibly compare in any way.

Yeah, no sorry, it's just bad writing.

>>"Man necklaces"? Come on.<<

The Patriarchy disapproves?

Because the Patriarchy disapproves of jewelry on men, obviously.

The Patriarchy says: "Stop wearing jewelry dudes. Jewelry is for ladies"

I'm going to go with "condoms"

More cowbell

Regale them with horror stories about dial-up modems and one landline per house.