How this is not painfully obvious to well... everyone, is a mystery to me.

>>...without putting an actual kid in danger...<

>>to avoid shattering glass on the children<<

>>Never put your finger on the glass-smashing end. I haven't but I've seen the blood blister that follows on others that have.<<

I think they meant any *vandalism charges* brought against them would be easily dismissed - not that the mother's child endangerment would.

>>The criminals are the ones that do it intentionally<<

Pretty sure natural selection is still operating if your own actions remove your genes from the gene pool, even if it's by way of taking out your own kids.

THIS

>>But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket? What's the appropriate wait-and-see period?<<

>>...hat time when you were a little kid and got the Publisher's Clearinghouse letters that said "Congratulations,YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE!!!!" You ran running to find your mom, dreaming up all the awesome toys you were going to buy with that money ... Then your mom had to explain to you that it wasn't a real check,it…

Come on, now.

If we let them have nice shit, how are we going tell the povs from the real people?

>>Tatiana Maslany did not get nominated for her multiple roles on Orphan Black;<<

Smash the window, save the dog, then call the cops.

It's too late.

>>...made a mockery of your film studies degree...<<

Old ladies will *totally* cut you for cutting in line.

That is totally my plan once I turn 80!

Srsly. Down with da olds!

>>White racists...<<

>>no tears, no real emotion coming out except for the huffing as I would put it." Stoddard says he never saw tears from Harris when he talked about his son.<<