Apparently the Democratic Sanity Business Model Beck tested resulted in decreased funding. So it’s back to his more lucrative Insane Bullshit Conspiracy Chalkboard Business Model. Gotta feed the Ca$hCow!

The Onion is going to have to change up its game. The entire country is an Onion article now.

I hope Samantha is telling one of the interns to start up the BBQ

Yeah, that’s what’s so bizarre. What if Soros does fund causes he believes in? What about the Koch brothers? Thiel? The DeVos family? Nobody on the right seems to be bitching about their money spread all over.

Also worth noting: the founder of Bikers For Trump appeared on Fox News and claimed that anarchist protesters “admitted” to being funded by George Soros.

It just seems the height of male ignorance to think that all those women (and men) who marched LITERALLY all over the world would do so because some old white man told them to.

Funny that all these men who have had their interest bought by corporations, oil, gas, coal, whatever are worried about protestors having their interest bought by Soros.

Yeah, I’m sure those young newly-inspired white women will be sure to show up at every future protest once they realize they’re being judged by everyone else there.

I work for an advocacy organization. We all went to the march, with our friends and our families.

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…

Agreed, it seems wrong to be so cynical and mistrusting of people who are new to activism. They are in many ways “the middle” that activists spend so much time trying to convince and get involved. Well, they did, now let’s work to make them follow up.

Can’t this be a first step? Let’s encourage people to join and listen.

A semi-thesis of mine is, the violecne of the NFL appeals more to people with a conservative lean. I’ve never done the research to back that up, it’s just me stabbing in the dark.

My dog jumped over our 6-foot privacy fence once, so we had to add chicken wire lean-ins like a damn prison yard. Bad dog.

football players made up “less than a third”

We really need to offer workers better pawternity leave.

The Trumps will never be able to perform any shade, because shade requires the ability to read deeply and connect dots. Shade is semiotics. Not a single member of that family possesses the subtlety, attention to detail, or nuance to truly understand shade, much less throw it.