Yeah, it’s silly. It’d be different if they were targeting malnutrition directly; you could just as easily come down on parents who feed their kids nothing but Cokes and chicken nuggets.

Probably... but he’s such a talentless, philandering fuckboi and she could probably date any rapper or athlete she wants. I gotta ask again, is he magic?

FUCK I knew I should have got off the interwebz

I give it a year.

I had the displeasure of spending a bit of time around this smarmy fuck when he was running for Texas Land Commissioner. He is quite possibly the worst of all the Bushes, and he hasn’t even done anything (yet) for which he should be tried for war crimes. He’s just the absolute fucking worst.

Anecdotal, but here you go -

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

I second movers.

Drink etiquette varies WIDELY based on your company and industry. When I was a woman working in financial services, the fact that I could hold my liquor was hugely helpful - I was able to be “one of the guys” and network in ways that wouldn’t be possible with just one drink. At my current company there’s a C-level…

I work in a client facing position and entertaining and being out with clients has taught me this methodology:

Hold on, let me just finish my first drink

As a zero drinks person for several years now, the visible difference between the 2 drinks people and the “as many drinks as possible” people is obvious, astounding and off-putting. I was a “why drink a beer when you can drink ALL the beers” kind of a guy for years. You have no idea how gross it looks until you see it…

IF you’re 40, you don't have to take advice from millennial bloggers on the internet

The more you have the more you lose that self control and you end up with a voice inside your head that says “ I’m good. I can totally have more!”

because a lot of people need a defined rule

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

We should totally swap “balls” for “pussy” when talking about weakness. It’s more scientifically correct.

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.