Why is it so cold in Canada? I want to move there.

Yikes! Sounds like a terrible job... but a great diet plan!

Agreed! I’m glad President IDGAF Obama did it... I just want to know if what he did was shade or iced.

Exactly! Pregnant women in Japan eat sushi. Pregnant women in France drink wine. Pregnant Brazilian women drink coffee. And there aren’t massive birth defects or statistically high miscarriages in developed countries with different guidelines than in the US.

Also sorry if my tone came across harsh. It wasn’t meant that way, and I have no idea why I’m defending Kim K, who I generally disapprove of. I think it’s because I was at a sushi restaurant with my pregnant friend and she was getting “the look” by other people in the restaurant. She lived in Japan for her 1st…

He mentions Abby, Heather, Christie, Carli, Alex, and Becky, but not the best goal keeper in the world? Shade!

Please could you make this a thing? I’m always gray and she’ll never “hear” me.

I get that one should be extra careful while growing a child inside of them, but I don’t like all of the judgement that comes with it. I’m sure Kim has the best of the best doctors advising her. If she is using Botox, what is the scientific reason for her to stop? How is a forehead injection going to travel to harm…

But he totally left out Hope Solo from his speech and she was in the back row, not in the main camera shot.

Right?! This story was so confusing to me. The photographer was booked for the day, did they really care that much about losing the business of one family who couldn’t be bothered to make an appointment? Terrible people will continue to be terrible if no one stands up to them. Like no, I am a store manager, not a…

Buying a phone isn’t something you should be apologizing for – it sound like it was a brilliant decision. Rich people take on debt all the time if the cost of the debt is less than the potential gains on the investment accounting for the risk.

On an unrelated note, please tell me you saw the Southpark episode mocking Yelp. I think it originally aired last week. I think you’ll particularly like the musical number at the end.

Old? Well, sure... In order to be in the Boomer generation, you’d have to be over 50 now. But fat? Not the ones buying the expensive condos in Austin. They also have money for personal trainers and to grocery shop at the Whole Foods downtown.

It used to be parked on South Congress but now it lives at the Picnic food trailer park on Barton Springs.

There’s a food truck in Austin called “Hey You Gonna Eat or What” that does this. On the other side of their truck it says, “Truly sexy food should play hard to get. Now show us you deserve it.”

Finances are a very personal thing that every relationship needs to work out what works for them… but, I have to agree with your “rational side”. You’re about to become a team. As someone who’s been married for 12 years, here’s my advice FWIW: If you think of everything after you’re married as teamwork, then you make…

He’s been married 4 times and had kids with 3 different women. Cheated on his 3rd wife before marrying his mistress. Maybe not a hypocrite on abortion in particular, but certainly not someone who is in a position to be judging the morality of others.

Judge Kara..... Nooooooo! I know I’m in the grays and you won’t see this, but I just have to say I look forward to Shade Court every week, and I’m so sad to see it end. Hopefully we can tweet you if there’s an extra important use of shade that needs your ruling.

They should have taught them the African Anteater Ritual instead of the waltz.

My husband and I have this on going debate over which is better - hot and sour soup or egg drop soup - since those are the free options that come with my Chinese delivery food (Shout out to Hunan Lion!). I vote for egg drop because it’s salty perfection but he makes fun of me because I generally hate eggs. (Scrambled…