Terrible plan.

Yes this is me and my relationship exactly. What saved me is that I found a job working from home (which I realize is not an option for every introvert). When I used to go into an office every day, I would be so drained. Now that I don’t have to be around people all day, I find it much easier to go out and be social…

So I love coffee but I hate breakfast. There’s a paleo place near my house that serves butter coffee, and I admit to getting it on occasion. Instead of eating breakfast I drink one, and it doesn’t make me jittery like only drinking coffee and no breakfast, and it makes me feel full.

If you’re going to drink shit beer, at least make it a Lone Star.

At HEB stores (local grocery chain, mostly in Texas I think), they sell a line of french fry chips called Whatafries. (Named after the fries at the fast food chain Whataburger.) They come in the flavors: original, salt & pepper, zesty ranch, and jalapeno queso.

She did a clever PSA for Alamo Drafthouse about not talking during the movie.

I fully expected that too!

Actually, I was watching the eulogy live on Fox News (don’t ask) and at the end, they had nothing but sincere and positive things to say about it. Not even a hint of snark or backhanded compliments. I was pleasantly shocked.

#notalltexans

Hopefully Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott pass by the Austin City Hall on their way home...

I didn’t watch that season so I didn’t realize he was even from American Idol, but I’ve randomly seen Phillip Phillips perform live twice, and he was fantastic.

McDs needs to just stop going after the higher end market and just target the cheap/fast crap that fills you up audience. JiB and Taco Bell can tell you there’s still a demand for this. Trying to rebrand McDs to pander to the millennial money is never going to work, and it’s going to turn off their core customers.

My own chihuahua mix is turning 13 next month. I'm in total denial that he's getting older because I've decided I'm going to need him to live forever.

‘Twas a simpler time back when you were a youngin’. Don’t you understand that it’s not even safe for a 10 year old to play at a park a block away from home by himself these days? Now imagine what could happen if he did this with a shirt with his own name on it! I bet it would cause a traffic jam from number of white…

This is the argument I will never understand – this idea that there's all these lazy people just milking the government to get free money so they don't have to work. Many years ago, I had to help my nephew get his Medicaid renewed after his mom passed away, and it was an unbelievably frustrating and confusing…

Hormones can cause someone to make crazy decisions… and that hormone is called testosterone.

Yessss! I know gulf oysters are the trashy kind but I prefer them because they’re big and cheap. Plus I live in Austin now (grew up eating them on the TX coast) and the traditional way of eating them with horseradish and cocktail sauce on a saltine helps clear my sinuses from allergies. Pappadeux’s sometime has them…

To be fair, he did tweet to her while she was alive, and it sounds like he sent her some kind of gift - http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf…

Yikes! I admit I generally buy a lot of limes to use in cooking and to flavor my water, but they’re only 10 cents each at HEB

So much this. Lady in tech here. I’m pretty girlie in most ways except for my job and a few of my hobbies. At my last job, I was talking about my fantasy football teams, and one of the Dev managers said to me, “Wait, you play fantasy football???” I’m like yeah I’m in an all chicks league. (Keep in mind this is Texas…