Well, if the terrorists "win" the war, I won't be allowed to drive a car, but at least I won't die from polio? #silverlinings

Thank goodness Hillary came out in defense of science. Why do the repubs insist on being the anti-intelligence party? The pandering is such a turn-off for this voter. #thescienceisclear

It is kind of crazy to spend so much on workout clothes, but I do find that I workout harder when I feel good in what I'm wearing. I have 2 lululemon cropped pants and one shirt and I absolutely love them (and the pants do make your ass look amazing). But I try to workout everyday (try, anyway) and it's hard to…

Those abs doe

I think yesterday y'all had some pizza ad referencing football at the top of the page, and if you were drunk you might think it was a real article, but since it was not a real article, you're locked out from leaving comments.

Can you even imagine the corporate meetings that went down to come up with this idea?

I agree. I had lunch at this local fast food spot this weekend (4 Austin area locations) called Mighty Fine. The starting wage is at least $11/hour and they offer health insurance + 401(k) - http://knmanagement.com/careers/

No? But he's so inspirational!

Dude, J Lo sure is making the rounds on the talk circuit to promote her terrible looking new movie... she's even on Dr Oz right now.

Yeh but where is the un-photoshopped pic?

I think with so many negative news stories about bad parents, it's good to hear a story about someone so happy about parenting. That being said, I don't think it's true that "no one" is talking about how magical it all is. As someone who doesn't have kids, and very likely never will, most people don't STFU about it…

Ha! So ok I'm replying to myself, in the grays, so I doubt anyone will see this, but I found photo evidence of this night.

I remember my high school best friend went to a small school where everyone went Greek, and the "others" were called Independents. Thank Gawd Texas was so big that you didn't have to pay to join a club just to have a social life. #HookEm

Why can't Greek Week just use a sorting hat to pick what house you belong in?

At first I felt a little bit bad for her that her name was being used by her fiancé to post such a garbage review. But now I see that they perfectly deserve each other.

There was an excellent scene on Shameless tonight where a customer left no tip and the owner roughed him up. Check it out if you have Showtime!

But was the table really THAT big of a deal? You say the food was delicious yet gave the restaurant a 1 star review. You are the reason yelp is useless. Judging by your other reviews, I see a common theme of overreaction.

Agreed... more examples:

But as for priorities, she needs to hire a stylist first.