Some of you guys really need to step back and recognize that Jeremy Clarkson is a TV personality, a guy you see in a TV show. He's not your friend or your co-worker and you don't know him. Stop with this "he's cast as an asshole but he's not a diva" stuff or suggesting it was the producer's fault because "he's not…

Read "Under the Banner of Heaven." Super-fanatical religious sorts don't like their women reading and thinking for themselves. They get all backsassy and then you gotta put 'em down for good.

This is the best thing you've ever said, Mark.

Oh Chloe...what again now? mmhmmmm too crass?

Wow, you know your religious family is fucked when they try to talk you out of Christian college.

Mark, Chloe did a wonderful job in Boys Don't Cry. Also, if Jennifer Lawrence never does another great movie in her life, Winter's Bones is the best. Really the best. I saw her in that, and I did not know who she was, but I just thought I had seldom believed in a character to that extent. I still think she's…

AND AT THE VIDEO STORE I WORKED AT. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT SHE HADN'T SEEN GREY GARDENS BEFORE 2011!!!!!

Of course I did! I watched anything Jewel Staite was in. Are you kidding me???

Porn. I'm talking about porn.

RAW TALENT

I take it you didn't grow up watching Flash Forward.

The Julia Stiles season of Julia Stiles is the worst.

The Julia Stiles season of Dexter was the worst.

I'm trying to curate a fresh and innovative experience for you. One that blends the modern and contemporary with echoes of the past.

I don't know actor's names, so I was incredibly confused by that video. I wasn't sure if Chloe Sevigny was a real person. Reality warped and twisted in disturbing ways.
I googled it tho, so I'm good now.

I encountered Chloe Sevigny about 10 years ago at a dyke bar in NYC. She was easily the most needlessly bitchy person in the entire (packed) bar.

UUUGH! I L.O.A.T.H.E. Julia Stiles. Always have. She CANNOT act and her appearance is just...odd. Why do people hire her? Why is she famous? Why? WHY?

The others I get, but why you no like Ben Foster? Is he even visible enough to be annoying? I feel like I saw him at comic-con once and he was fine.

Today on imgur, I saw this post that's very much in your vein. A guy with amazing ass strength.

She'll talk you into it.