I'd suggest we burn him, but it seems like he's already constantly on fire.

I don't want to overreact, but....

"nice, expensive clothes"

Wire hangers?!?

This. So much this.

I assumed that we were matching the hangers to the clothes. As one might expect for a grown up person with grown up clothes.

I thought it was whether the hangers match the shoe rack.

Why, in the name of all that is good and holy, does it matter if my hangers match?!

In her defense, there are things for 40 dollars on her site. Unfortunately they're her special, locally sourced, artisanal 20 dollar bills.

I read about that too and thought it sounded dodgy as dodgy can be. If I was the IRS, I would be having a good old look into their accounting because it seems very strange.

Her children Banana and Job should be very thankful for such a gift as Goop. Gifts of Goop aren't given lightly so I hope they're humbled sufficiently by this. Goop will give them both years of joy surely.

You can buy Goop to clean your shoes for only $32 or a candle for $40. It's just like Costco, except you don't have to risk your back as much.

My questions exactly. Something is off here. It sounds like a tax shelter, not a business.

I'm scratching my head at the loan. Why would she borrow $50k from the company when she increased her salary and is a "movie star."

Pyramid scheme is an interesting thought. The limited financials I have seen about this company does paint a very odd picture. $1.5MM in administrative costs (the salaries of GP and the former CEO) with only $39K in profit and she took out an interest free personal loan from the company, sinking it further in debt.…

I'm going to start one called "Zoogloea." It'll sell aspirational scientific equipment and lab glassware. I'll start with a cashmere lab coat for a measly $4,950.

She really loves My Pink Barbie dresses for the Oscars. My 4 year old self would like this.

Haven't your kids suffered enough? I mean you send them to school with kale wrapped in seaweed on a wafer! Let them be kids for a little before they settle down and act like you (zombie on Thorazine).

Just because someone is good at playing 'make believe' it makes no sense to listen to their advice on life, health or how to be happy. Actors mostly have unhappy lives and dish out the least practical information, based on no formal education or knowledge. They neither spin nor weave.

What if they want to start their own site called Ooze?