Dang, Julia was a beast.

“Former 49ers head coach, former doormat salesman, former wood splitter, former mustache owner, and current Washington defensive line coach, Jim Tomsula has some interesting advice...”

When was in college there was this hugeTV commercial push for their new “Ocean Water” drink.  I would get physically upset over what a terrible fucking idea it is to make OCEAN WATER a flavor since it is salty and disgusting.

Looks like he deleted all of the tweets. Does anyone have screenshots? 

I’m not sure you know how to spell Christopher.

This is slightly off topic, but a few years ago there was this cover to a business jet magazine which had a plane photoshopped flying super low over the Blue Mosque in Istanbul, where no one would ever actually be flying. I thought it looked.... really odd and insensitive in a peculiar way.  I’ll see if I can find it…

Isn’t he talking about how he is a proponent of the disenfranchised on Facebook and other mediums as evidence that it was a joke? He isn’t saying that he joked about them there too. He seems to be saying the opposite. Or am I just going crazy?

Am I just misreading this? It seems like he says, “If you have read my other social media outlets you would see I stand up for the disenfranchised” Azande not “I was also wrong on my other social media outlets.”

Can we get Gizmodo Special Project’s Desk to investigate how everyone in this video is related? I need answers.

Are you claiming they are doing this live?  That sounds... unlikely...

This is totally a callback to the story that guy posted once of partying with Peaches Geldof, blacking out, and waking up in Scientology’s Celebrity Center.

In addition to “the rules,” Ryan Lochte admitted to USADA not knowing how magnets work, the name of the last woman he slept with, and long division.

BMW Z8 would be my suggestion. Or the BMW I8 if they want to get a little further away from the Jag. 

That gym manager is pretty level headed. Handled it as best he could and called out the bullshit of the situation. 

I have never met anyone who seems to be as obsessed with Baja Fresh’s black salsa as I am! It is so good! Like, I don’t understand why everyone isn’t standing at the salsa bar filling up 90 cups. Don’t they know what they are missing out on?!

Hot and High are basically the most difficult conditions for helicopters to operate in.  Not surprised they went with the Chinook.

Add Congressman Scott Perry to that list, who proudly lists the award on his PAC’s website as of 7/13/18.

I literally spit out my drink when I heard that during primetime on NBC.

That interviewee never actually made it into a commercial. He went through the process but they didn’t end up using his face/voice so he only got the $200. I’d imagine it is a union shoot which means they would get hefty residuals since the commercials are played all the damn time.  However even if it wasn’t a union…

I’m not responding directly to the troll, because... well... he is a troll... but his salary is public record so I looked it up. I’m assuming this is him: