I was behind this story until this “source” was described as a Deadspin reader who sat in “first class.”

This childhood photo of Nate sums it all up for me. Next to some kids with shit-eating “photo day” grins, he is ready to throw down with the camera man if he pulls that “say cheese” shit one more time.

Thanks for Xplaining what was going on. 

I hate to say it but I feel a litte better now that there is going to be a some space between Rivers and Bridges.

Fixed it for you. (As a Kings fan, I just can’t let myself get my hopes up for a draft again. I would rather be pleasantly surprised if I’m wrong.)

I can’t link on Kinja mobile but as a Kings fan we all knew this was coming:

Someone get the spray!

Sounds like we’ve got ourselves another Prank Sinatra:

I can see it schools being *good* at all three but being the best is pretty insane the more I think about it.

It looks like only 4 schools have done it at all and Florida achieved it in the shortest timeframe. The other 3 schools are Ohio State, Michigan and UCLA. Cal almost has it but only won 1 out of 2 rankings for football one year.

Rolling doors are surprisingly expensive, especially if electric.

KD was just upset that he was calling Sweet Potatoes “Yams.” Rookie mistake son.

Technically he should have shouted “He gonna Sweet Potato on you!” but for some reason everyone gets it wrong and no one cares.

In the Buzzfeed video at the end of the article CM Punk says that WWE is “currently bankrolling a lawsuit against me” and CM Punk can’t recoup his legal fees so it is possible WWE bankrolled the lawsuit knowing they likely wouldn’t win just to cost CM Punk a whole bunch of money in legal fees (per this article.)

Label this shit NSFW so I don’t have to explain to everyone why I’m crying at my desk. Great story.

:: flips switch on belt ::

This seems to be 100% true for domestic flights... but for some reason 2/3 of my flights to/from Australia are sold out and 1/3 are nearly empty. There doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason to it but it Still seems to be that way

Tom Ley has clearly never been to a small-time County Fair.

I’ll repost my comment on the lottery results here:

Don’t worry. We will trade our second pick for two 3rd round picks, a 7 footer, and one Eastern European guy in the D-League.