I’m glad you came back to explain it. I missed it the first time.

The search to find the right person took longer than expected. Some people thought it would never happen.

Risky. But I’ll allow it. lol.

Ugh. All of those pretentious University Presidents have PHDs in something. She insists you call her Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

It only shows two options for men for 60% off and they are both sunglasses. Boooo.

It only shows two options for men for 60% off and they are both sunglasses. Boooo.

Very cute!

The calm before she realizes I’m not throwing the ball because I’m taking pictures.

What was that thing number 78 (or 18?) does with his stick? Was that some sort of signal or just a weird thing he did? (Hockey is not my thing, obviously.)

I wonder how Nike is taking it?

I’m in California and I have an orange tree. I regularly finding myself going, “fuck this orange tree and all these huge delicious fucking oranges growing so fast that I can’t consume/pick then fast enough to eat so they drop on my lawn and rot.”

You know what makes a panel sucks? If the moderator sucks.

The girl is yelling “mom” in Korean according to the internet.

I just like to imagine the wife in that situation. She is sitting there, proudly watching her husband drop some A+ knowledge on the motherfuckin’ BBC when the kids she should be watching fucking swagger-roll on into the room and make themselves at home. The broadcast delay would explain the time between when they…

Wait a minute, tomorrow is Wednesday...

I agree with the AA club suggestion. AAA tends to take itself a little too seriously. I came here for beer batters and weird infield games during inning breaks, not pretending to be the majors while you rehab a shortstop for three games.

I wonder if this is related to the tallest man in Britain dying this week. That must have been an awkward phone call.

When this article was first posted I spent way too much time trying to figure out a joke like:

Lowlight Truther....

I can’t believe you didn’t chastise the last writer for calling high schoolers “little shits.” They are clear douchebags (or bitches?) at that point.

lol. Approved just because of “laying it down all day.”