A couple things noticed by my wife and me*:

Not sure if this is hidden in the comments somewhere, but Entertainment Weekly has the answer! It is a 25 pound apple pie!

Did the MSM erase your ability to recognize a joke when you see one?

lol. Low-hanging-fruit approved.

The best synchronized movement of the night obviously doesn’t belong to the cheerleaders, it belongs to this section of the crowd:

Thank you for posting this. I was convinced that those drones were being aided by visual effects... that explains it. It seemed like the light they were giving off was unnaturally clear and crisp for a live shot.

I think he means Deadspin’s “Why Your Team Sucks” series.

He has seen some shit... when his mom was able to drop him off.

When I think of Rovell I’m usuall thinking of the part of the Horse opposite its head.

Who approved this new Rovell article image?

I knew I should have just asked the damn turtle.

I don’t get it... Would you mind explaining it to me like the idiot I am?

Drip Doctors, eh?

Well, this is a thing. Thanks for this thing. I guess.

I see he went to the “grab her by the pussy” finishing school.

Probably something like:

I was thinking more historically but I’m pretty sure she hates most of California as well.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

At least link to the original instead of that shitty repost.