And her liver. That is the only way she will make it much past 60.

Did they really charge an error the 2nd baseman? I understand you can’t charge the outfielders with one since they didn’t touch it, but the second baseman’s throw wasn’t that bad...

My theory is that Kevin actually Can’t Wait and they are forced to pull off the interstate and stop at a shady gas station.

Curt Schilling seriously thought about someone grabbing her pussy though, which is a totally reasonable thing to do.

I don’t know what I expected to happen when I clicked on “GIF” in the corner...

I’m just amazed he had his own IT department’s back. I wish my boss was like that.

Because I never get tire of this GIF and shitting on Giants Fan’s worship of EYBS, here is how I imagine them reacting last night:

This was her expression after Donald’s opening statement:

You belong on Deadspin with that level of Highlight Truthing.

The Toronto Police have released a statement asking for help identifying the man “police are alleging to be responsible for this incident.”

I made them from the video on this post.

And, I mean, this is really the only GIF of a Giants fan you should be using:

Giants fans after their “even number” theory falls apart tonight:

::picks up can of worms and can opener::

The fact that eceryone’s broadcast/feed seems to be up to a few minutes off makes the Live Blog harder to follow than usual...

My bad. I need to touch up on my Deadspin writer’s bios.

The head over the tracks to Two Rivers Cider and call it a night.

Wait, why is Patrick Redford in Sacramento? Wedding or something? Want any recommendations for breweries?

Farm-to-Fork-to-Fist-to-Face.

Can we get some deinterlacing up in this bitch? Jesus Christ. It is like this video was made by a bunch of high schoolers.