I’m in California and I have an orange tree. I regularly finding myself going, “fuck this orange tree and all these huge delicious fucking oranges growing so fast that I can’t consume/pick then fast enough to eat so they drop on my lawn and rot.”

You know what makes a panel sucks? If the moderator sucks.

The girl is yelling “mom” in Korean according to the internet.

I just like to imagine the wife in that situation. She is sitting there, proudly watching her husband drop some A+ knowledge on the motherfuckin’ BBC when the kids she should be watching fucking swagger-roll on into the room and make themselves at home. The broadcast delay would explain the time between when they…

Wait a minute, tomorrow is Wednesday...

I agree with the AA club suggestion. AAA tends to take itself a little too seriously. I came here for beer batters and weird infield games during inning breaks, not pretending to be the majors while you rehab a shortstop for three games.

I wonder if this is related to the tallest man in Britain dying this week. That must have been an awkward phone call.

When this article was first posted I spent way too much time trying to figure out a joke like:

Lowlight Truther....

I can’t believe you didn’t chastise the last writer for calling high schoolers “little shits.” They are clear douchebags (or bitches?) at that point.

lol. Approved just because of “laying it down all day.”

A couple things noticed by my wife and me*:

Not sure if this is hidden in the comments somewhere, but Entertainment Weekly has the answer! It is a 25 pound apple pie!

Did the MSM erase your ability to recognize a joke when you see one?

The best synchronized movement of the night obviously doesn’t belong to the cheerleaders, it belongs to this section of the crowd:

Thank you for posting this. I was convinced that those drones were being aided by visual effects... that explains it. It seemed like the light they were giving off was unnaturally clear and crisp for a live shot.

I think he means Deadspin’s “Why Your Team Sucks” series.

He has seen some shit... when his mom was able to drop him off.

When I think of Rovell I’m usuall thinking of the part of the Horse opposite its head.

Who approved this new Rovell article image?