JoblessWonder
JoblessWonder
JoblessWonder

And, I mean, this is really the only GIF of a Giants fan you should be using:

Giants fans after their “even number” theory falls apart tonight:

::picks up can of worms and can opener::

The fact that eceryone’s broadcast/feed seems to be up to a few minutes off makes the Live Blog harder to follow than usual...

My bad. I need to touch up on my Deadspin writer’s bios.

The head over the tracks to Two Rivers Cider and call it a night.

Wait, why is Patrick Redford in Sacramento? Wedding or something? Want any recommendations for breweries?

Farm-to-Fork-to-Fist-to-Face.

Can we get some deinterlacing up in this bitch? Jesus Christ. It is like this video was made by a bunch of high schoolers.

I know, it’s annoying that I didn’t give measurements but how do I know how much sauce you’re going to need?

By “wins it all” he means being selected to perform at the half time show. Maybe they will get the cast of Hamilton!?

How long do you think that Cubs Social Media Intern has been sitting on “Addison hustle?”

He is fucking killing it in my fantasy league though.

I think I just didn’t “get” Joshua Tree? It didn't seem that amazing to me. What do you think I'm not seeing?

Looks like the details are here.

Turbine blades.

They were probably just upset you skipped out on the spotted dick.

Wow. Pretty dominant, right? (I have no clue about anything wrestling.) It looks like his name is Kazuhito Sakae.