I remember seeing George Washington in college and thinking it was a great, unique film. Then I saw David Gordon Green's name on Pineapple Express and was all wtf'ed out.

Wait, what? She is a married 28 year old UC Berkeley graduate. Man, are you bad at trolling or what?

I hate to be THAT guy... but isn't it Samardzija?

At the end he is pouring water all over himself, not booze. But still fucking weird. Maybe he just hates all liquids?

Yeah. I they would only call locally to other one-party state numbers. But I just thought it was interesting they would have to fly out for the week, record prank calls, then fly back.

Fun fact: Because of California's laws... Crank Yankers would fly their voice actors out to Las Vegas to conduct the prank calls since Nevada only has "single consent."

That headshake at the end is exactly what my father does when he has had it up to here with my shit.

Oh Fernandez. You so crazy.

Pretty poor taste for all those EMTs to wear "Surprise" shirts. How did they even get them made so fast?!

It looks like the puppy might have gotten Parvo or something like it....

He looks kind of awesome right here. Just hanging out, relaxing.

You aren't overthinking this. This must be investigated. I figured it was a combination of numbers 2 and 3... but I'd imagine that since O-Line spends arguably the most amount of time up close and personal with someone else they would find themselves getting hit in the nuts a lot by the defense.

Do they.... not wear cups in football? I'm pretty sure I can see his dick.

Thank god that medic was right behind him.

STFU AND JUST SHOW ME THE PUPPIES!!!

Here is the uncensored version. Oh Olga.

That zombie kid has moved on from liking turtles to loving Drogba I see.

"...the Mariners upper their offer..."

Also, the last tweet speaks volumes: "The other lessons of the day: supportive editors & lawyers were crucial. They had guts."

That one is great because you can hear Dirk say at the end of the clip "that's an old trick, 'Oops! I spilled water!'"