So, I come here with no mantle of moral superiority. I clicked, therefore I am human. However, I have wonder . . . isn’t it kind of wretched and predatory to constantly rubber-neck someone’s ongoing mental health crisis? I know some of this information is being leaked to the press, possibly by parts of the Kimye Press…

“None of us are on the internet”. I guess they are really sticking to the throwback theme. (Never saw the show, don’t know when it was first on...but still.)

Concur. The ‘she’s by his side, feeding him, etc.’ gets on my nerves. What a revolutionary act of kindness! She’s his wife, where else would she be? Thousands of husbands and wives have bathed, fed, diapered and prayed over their chronically ill spouses TODAY without so much as a shout out from TMZ. My husband was in…

The entire “Omg, Kim is his Rock!” narrative seems like careful PR management for when she decides to leave him.

It never stops being weird to me that doctors of celebrities make public  statements about their health. And that we expect it. Bizarre. No shade tho, I mean, I’m here reading this...

I’m sure being at home surrounded by hordes of Kardashians (and trailing camera crew) is just the thing to bring Kanye back from the brink.

So she looked great in it, and I really like the idea of a colored wedding dress, but it seemed off in that hazy, rustic wood setting. Like spliced from a totally different setting. But hey, I don’t know nothing about no weddings.

Open-minded? Liberal? My grandfather, whom we all called “Papa,” once told me that anyone who claims to have an “open-mind” is saying their brain is a sewer catching garbage. That’s a real Papa—a hard, patriarchal, Fox News-loving maniac, god rest his soul.

Wouldn’t real children of hipsters call their parents Ma and/or Pa. That’s much more retro than Papa. Papa just makes me think of Yentl. I grew up call my parents “mom” and “dad” or if I wanted something I’d whip out “daddy.” And my Grandparents were Grandma <insert last name>.

My grandfather, whom we all called “Papa,” once told me that anyone who claims to have an “open-mind” is saying their brain is a sewer catching garbage. That’s a real Papa—a hard, patriarchal, Fox News-loving maniac, god rest his soul. He definitely never played dress-up with his daughters, though he did like to tell…

My sister has two boys with two of those names - they’re much older tho, and scandinavian.

I’m an open minded kind of dude. If these malackas  want to be called Papa, I’m ready to meet them half way and refer to them as “Papa Boner”.

And people say French is a complicated language, we went straight from the more formal Père to Papa.

My kids call me Papa, though I’m way too old to be a hipster. I did yell at a hipster yesterday, though. His prissy little mustache pissed me off.

I feel like the word papa nowadays has so many meanings. We live in an age when fathers are more in touch with their feminine sides and are all right with playing dress-up and putting on makeup with their daughters.”

I hate hipsters even more after reading this.

Is this POP-a, as in the long-form of “Pops?” Or Papaaaah, like a British school-child on summer vacation with his family? I’m equally against both.

Enough with the fuckin beards already.

So there’s a 1:1 ratio of insufferable baby names to “Papa.” Sounds about right. I wonder if they’ll start spelling it “Paapyah” soon.

1). “Papa” is for the offspring of 19th century European aristocrats, I’m with you on that.
2). This paragraph made me wish with all my might that I was illiterate: