Well seeing as it's not a humor or music site, I am availing myself of the news etc. You seem to be taking this verrrry seriously. You got like 100 stars, why so defensive about a dissenting opinion? Or are you a Gawker media employee on a burner trying to recapture some waning popularity?

I love to scroll down to the comments and feel vindication when I read one of these rambling articles and start to panic that maybe I have zero reading comprehension skills.

Something written by someone that washed down a half a sheet of acid with absinth prior to picking up their pencil and paper.

Piggy snort? Get back to your creative writing workshop

Ok so I’m not the only one perplexed by this whole thing. Good.

White people shouldn’t say “woke.”

I thought the Bible was the greatest story ever told. Then I read this.

It’s too early here on the East Coast, as well.

Tnis read like some sort of fever dream. Too early for this on the West Coast.

Exactly

Um...”woke” happened already, and as usual white people are late, overusing it, and using it incorrectly.

Agreed, stop trying to make “woke” happen.

So you guys are trolling your own site now?

It is cringeworthy seeing some of you trying so hard to be cool and “in”

I know this is supposed to be funny but I’m so nauseated at the thought of a 2 year old drinking bloody milk as his mother vomits that I just don’t know what to do with myself right now

You may want to take the rest of the day off.

So in attempting to parody a few tweets you’ve also parodied your own comments section and was that even worth it.