JoTavs
JoTavs
JoTavs

I agree. I think you might be the only one who think it's stupid.

There's really no genuine superstar who is as much of a dick in a fun way as Zlatan. The best players in the NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB are generally all pr robots. The closest you get is maybe Richard Sherman, but his dickhead activities are different (but still pretty entertaining imo).

It looks more like if a boardroom tried to make a Wes Anderson movie.

Probably exactly what happened.

You should consider voting for the Baseball Hall of Fame

They're all so wonderful. I don't know I could pick a favorite, let alone six.

Considering the list of missing pieces include James Posey, Sean Elliott and Mike Miller I don't see this hard to believe.

How convenient to hitch your wagon to two teams with amazing amounts of success the past decade. I wonder if your wife traveled to Oakland a lot they'd be your favorite too. ;)

Hmmmm. Interesting.

OK, maybe Seminoles alum and ESPN analyst Danny Kanell has been stanning for FSU long enough and hard enough that

What, no ODB water bill?

Seriously. This is like when I went into my boss's office and demanded more responsibility and authority, and she asked me who I was.

Well Burneko sure as fuck didn't learn how to write from his parents. Way to get right to the point, mom.

He lives in Georgia, so it might be more appropriate to say he has enough letters to brew moonshine in.

A friend of my cousin's made $54,000 for one week of work. Want to see how? Follow the link.

The best moment is when Patrick Peterson goes for the strip, gets tossed aside, gives up football, moves to the Himalayas, and only communicates in sobs for 90 years.

Oh man, that Ego guy is gonna have a pretty bad bruise. Can anybody think of a snappy line for this?

-Burneko's review of Trader Joe's Pumpkin O's

Your piece about Serial mirrors your critique thereof. You started off well, and laid a thesis on us:

"Somebody became really popular and famous for doing something I did all the time!"

Dear Scrooge: So your '97 Accord with 213,479 miles on it gets stolen. You have excellent insurance, and your excellent insurance company has a cashier's check for the full Kelly Blue Book value of your dearly departed car in your hand within 24 hours. What do you buy? A) A brand new car! B) Beer for the Grizzlies