Nah, that's a terrible song. It might be the worst song ever recorded. There's no version of that song that doesn't make my skin crawl.

Instructor: Take a halfhearted step.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

The tone and delivery of this article is confusing. What she did was...wrong? Because it was...paternalistic? Or because she asked people to not judge others based on race? Not being sarcastic here, just deeply confused by the mobius strip that is Gawker racial politics.

Some of them were "on the floor in the [Super 8] lobby vomiting," Fatis said.

I agree. Commenters like that jackass bitch and moan about the lack of empathy in society...and then quickly rush to make fun of some guy who just fell out of a window. Gawker actually loves this shit, because half of their clicks come from wanna-be-comedian college sophomores who get their rocks off on "likes" and…

You know what's super cool? Rushing to the comments on an article about a dude who might be dying and making jokes.

Santana Moss still plays?

The Raider fan in the #12 jersey seemed to be one of the Stabler guys in the fracas.

It is not possible to measure how much better this post has made my day.

Look at this hypocrite.

I SAID JUST GO WITH IT

I don't understand anything you just wrote.

It's for sure dumb.

"i often ask this to people i become friendly with quickly, and who live within a reasonable distance of me… would you ever let me shoot you? (with a gun)"

The two sentences - read together - aren't airtight, but El wouldn't have had to reach very far to give it a generous reading.

Nick Young has that look we all have eventually...it's the "wow, I thought my dad was Superman, turns out he's just some old dude" look on his face.

I can't believe that of all of the things covered in this piece, the majority of the comments are focused on the question of whether male reporters are allowed to interview naked female players. They've reduced your love of the game to your "right" to see naked players.

Video: Tom Gugliotta released, provides cap relief.