I'll take this as a chance to repeat our question:

Huh, that's an interesting read. I'm of two minds here: rules making fans sit down are stupid, and fans looking to draw attention to themselves with organized routines are stupid.

Honestly, you should blame the Steelers.

According to Robin's research, people in Denver also actually choose handguns in lieu of auto insurance, believe that their dog is somehow "co-piloting" their vehicle, and rate Jesus as a sub-par netminder.

I guess you missed the Luis Gonzalez stupid non-story?

Dammit, this is fantastic. Certain sites, like this very one (one of my favorites) have backed themselves into a corner with their one-note approach to this issue. (And I get that this is an invited author - which makes it all the worse).

That's not inane, but it looks to be false.

Seems like a nice guy. Here he is vacationing in Arizona last year:

Just allows the cops to be called earlier - for whatever that's worth.

Not that I'm really upset or anything, but it says "points."

Author is an all-caps idiot: Turner isn't a head coach, but runs great offenses, and he and Chud will design an offense for, not against, Weeden's strengths. Haden will be the best at his position starting this year, and the free agents, though overpaid, will make a positive difference on a defense that was already…

Bummer that Castrovince got promoted to a MLB-wide spot. He was my favorite.

There's only two ways out of this prison.

This is actually worse than giving a convicted crooked ref a platform to critique current refs.

Makes sense: the Capitals must be that most mentioned NHL team. That's a pretty big bump over the next most mentioned team, but such is Sportscenter.

Looks like he's been working out with Merton Hanks.

Right, but I'd speculate that the player at least got a copy of this contract. That's probably enough to relieve the agent of any liability.

Awesome work, love this. Just a few quick nits to pick:

Please. For years the derby organizers just made cursory inspections of the cars, and now in 1973 they suddenly get all pious. And don't get me started on the hypocrisy of the main stream media.

If we ran a tourney to crown the stupidest internet bracket, Greatest Uniform In NFL History doesn't even make it out of the first round.