Before we get too excited, maybe we should wait a couple of weeks to see how the drug results shake out.

Ha ha, "Joe Smith"

Yellow (stolen from elsewhere): Pennsylvania and Friends (because Lord knows you have to keep the Penguins and Flyers in the same conference, even if it screws up the rest of the alignment).

Good lord those quotes are embarrassing. (Except for Newton, who seems to be joking, and Matthews at the end, who seems appropriately disgusted that this is a news story).

"he even pauses to help a dying dog off the street."

Yeah, and if that's the case, there should be some charge between involuntary manslaughter and first degree murder that should apply. Oh wait, there is!

I don't know where the sarcasm is any of this, but I don't understand why she wouldn't deserve respect for her racing. The body pictures should have no bearing on that. Nor do I understand how it's incorrect for the announcers, or any of us, to say or hint that she's attractive, even (gasp) sexually attractive there.

Well, if you go by the "approved" comments, everyone agrees with the author.

I like the writing style, good read.

68 seconds checks out for booster seats. But there's no way that you can buckle a full-on infant seat in that time unless you are built like Jack Skellington.

Best: Allstate guy in 24

I do not like this. DO NOT LIKE. Work bathrooms are for pissing and emergencies. How is your home not infinitely better? I'm always angry at the daily stall users - it shouldn't have to smell this way! And on the rare case there is an emergency, I want the stalls to myself.

Not an Isles fan, but agree. Not sure why anyone feels the need to rush to defend the guy.

I agree with BVH, meaning I personally think it makes things much less interesting. Let's just get together with our buddies and form a few all-star teams. And the smallest chance of upsets of any sport. If anything, college basketball is the farthest sport from it.

I think that's just a poorly written summary in the article. They can't be that dumb. As you guys point out, it would be totally meaningless. I assume the study is comparing one group with creatine to a group with a placebo, and seeing a 15% average bump. I did a check google search for the study, maybe it's this…

I've said this before...I like Simmons and Deadspin, but they share a common flaw: they both spend too much time talking about Bill Simmons.

What are you talking about?!? Somebody there directly sent....oh wait, I see. +1

Honestly, this has been a weird story from the beginning, with Deadspin's angle from day 1 being "Look at these wild accusations the MSM is throwing at just-happened-to-be-there-smoking-pot-in-the-corner Aaron Hernandez." And playing catch up since then.

Ha ha, yeah, OK Antoine. We'll put your application is this special file with some others: Jose Canseco, Albert Belle, and Patrick Roy.

The nightly documentation of Puig's career by Scully is fascinating. He'll point out the youthful mistakes, but you can tell he loves the guy. Spends more time on him than any other Dodger. It's great stuff.