I think the media is finally signal boosting these stories, and the public at large is starting to hold the corrections/police force more accountable for their shit.

She’s an Olympic gold medalist and was on the Wheaties box forever, this isn’t her “15 minutes”

Thank goodness the guy didn’t have money, or they’d never have been able to tell if he intended to pay or not. Seriously, the kill kit should have been enough evidence by itself that he didn’t plan to pay.

Girl with arthritis, here.

I think I’ve just about reached the moment when I would vote for a presidential candidate who actively campaigned on a platform of nihilism. Imagine that fucking debate:

Bayview, Milwaukee.

You forgot Donald Trump is also a sentient dried apricot. I don't know if this is a strength or weakness.

I desperately want Trump to get the nomintmation just for the sheer majesty of it all.

“Mother?”

Well, she does say “cents,” and even five year olds have access to that kind of money. A five year old really has no concept of the difference between a quarter and $10,000.

Ron Swanson and Tammy 2

Ah yes, because every dick that touches you removes one of your vagina petals!!!

Because we all know that narcissism is completely alien to politicians.

For any who think this is a First Amendment issue:

Feminism without intersectionality is just various shades of bigotry.

Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

Clearly the parents have no idea raise a Roof.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.