I'm really disappointed - I usually respect you as a commenter.

I will gladly swap 9/10 of the violence that network tv shows for just straight up full frontal on network tv. Because only one of those things makes my life feel shittier after I watch it, and it's never sex.

omg you're so cool you don't care about weddings

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

I went to all those hippy classes to and when it came time for my second all that went out the window. My little dude was a flipper, 40 weeks pregnant and he kept flipping, head up, head sideways, head down, head back up. So we had to schedule a c-section because he was sideways, which makes even a breech birth…

i actually fend off all my undesired suitors with a sawed-off shotgun while whistling the farmer in the dell so yeah same

It would take all of my willpower not to reply with this gif.

Solid strategy: stop reading the second you find something to be bothered about. If you keep reading then the rest of the paragraph might fix the problem, and you won't be able to feel put upon and make it about you.

Hi MarcusTruth,

I don't think you actually appreciated the column if your response is to point to situations in which women have victimized others. That was not the point nor is it relevant. No one is suggesting that only women are victims.

It's amazing how the people who thump the Constitution the loudest seem to have forgotten to read it.

i think flowbee actually thinks it's LITERALLY every white man. i bet that's it. i bet that is exactly what she's saying.

You are too brave, Hillary. Too brave.

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

i need people to understand how DEEPLY i mean this

Ok, Jez, please change the headline to say:

an updated look that reflects her ability to pick up buildings and mountains and throw them at jerks.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."