FYI, Canadians only use "eh" at the end of a sentence in order to convey agreement. I think it's a common misconception that it's just thrown in wherever, but it's actually only said in that one specific use.

Example:
Person A: "This pizza is so good!"
Person B: "Omg, I know, eh?"

Nope.

So? Deus ex machina is used by: Shakespeare, Euripides, Dickens, Tolkien, Monty Python, Moliere- I could go on. Just let people have their fandoms.

HOLY SHIT WINNER. (Stefan voice) This story has everything: a proposal, vomiting, oral sex...

Don't cut your wrists with all that Edginess.

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several…

What a coincidence. I'm currently developing a series of snarky internet comments about a shitty, pointless TV network.

While I share in your glee, the most probable reason that he would have filed a suit is to establish a public record of his side of the story. Statements of claim are privileged, so through a civil case he could get anything he wanted on the record with legal impunity. (see: http://business.financialpost.com/2014/10/…

That joke originally said "Quebec," but I figured the Quebecois would actually get furiously (if hilariously) angry.

Or Bill Maher, I'd wager.

The demonization by the specter of mud suddenly released from the Internet sling made of slander rubber is enough to knock me to the ground of sadness and into the puddle of indignation from which I plan to rise like a Phoenix of righteousness knocking over my detractors with my diamond talons of truth.

What the everloving fuck is going on here?

Or comedy.

I don't think y'all have done acid.

I cannot approve this enough. This is the reason my 13 year old son doesent have a goddamn phone and on the media he does have, we monitor it and apply blockers. You can't hand a kid a gun and say "BE SAFE" Even he has been horrified by some of the things kids have shown him-rape porn, etc. He understands. (And I…

"I'm going to hire a hit man to take out that little shit Parkyr in my 3rd period maths class!"

Laughed , but this is so wrong. The very essence of peek-a-boo is to indicate that daddy will always be there. Poor kid.

No. That baby is right. Her dad has a weak chin.

Well, Harvey Fierstein is amazing, so it's not too bad for an unknown to be confused with! But Cat Dude up there gives me the major creeps. He's funny but I want to say in a stern voice "BACK AWAY FROM THE KITTY, SIR, PLEASE, BACK AWAY FROM THE KITTY."