Bulllllshhhhiiiiiiit.

Sure, because women are only valuable if they are mothers.

That's mighty big of you. Either you've never been harassed to this degree, or you're talking out your ass, which is it?

I think people making accusations like that and silencing those who have experienced extreme things like this is a self fulfilling prophecy. Because you throw shit at it every time you hear it, you keep people from speaking up. Even when you say "I will give her the benefit of the doubt" you do so explicitly in order…

Is this some sort of conversation piece? The only conversation I can hear:

I strongly suggest the vellum technique ... it's cheap, comes in multiple widths, and is archival.

Do not trust your doctor,

Fuck off. You aren't qualified to be doling out this advice, and your "friend" probably isn't, either. You are actively ruining everything for everyone.

So the rhythm method. Enjoy your eventual unintended pregnancy.

"My nonspecific, unsubstantiated statement about overdiagnoses, on the other hand, should be accepted without question."

I think the unrealistic part is his hair/general face area.

I don't know... I'm inordinately grateful I am not them. I mean, I adore Kraft Dinner and my ex-stray cat and Supernatural and my 8-year-old Honda Fit. These things are all easy to find, obtain and keep without angst. I am pleased with my life choices.

Oh we're planning on doing it at least a month before anyway. That'll make the party in the summer, and the wedding itself is in the fall. Summer is better for parties and vacations anyway. :)

fuck's sake, weddings

If you needed an accident to sort out your life that is quite problematic. I reproduced does not equal I'm an 'adult'.

Thanks for perpetuating the stereotype that teaching degrees are attained by the lower achievers among us out there, and that the profession is full of morons. Please get out of my profession. Thanks.

As a contemporary of Ms. Wurtzel, I feel she needs to know: We are getting old, it happens and get over it. Also:

Thanks, science. You’ve helped white wine drinkers everywhere realize that they’re probably way drunker than they thought.

2 oz glass