I think you typo'd tumblr.

And the sister site for the depressed: CRAPPIER.

I'm actually debating whether or not it's time to break up with my boyfriend of nine months. I would post this in Groupthink, but I guess not everyone is allowed to post there anymore...?

My parents' kitchen chairs are upholstered in the beige version of that coat fabric. STOP LOOKING SO GOOD WHILST BEING CLAD IN UPHOLSTERY.