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But the dude doesn’t look innocent at all so nope, this shit doesn’t work.  He could have told them literally any story, but he tells the story that makes him a drug dealer and accessory to murder?  You’re asking to much.

your explanation is dumber than the Dallas PD story.

Now you done confused the white people with your street lingo code talk.

You have never sounded older or whiter, my friend.

Monique> I just want to point out the fact that if I was about to testify before the court about a cop shooting someone, I would definitely keep the drugs I traffic in my apartment situated next to the apartment of the aforementioned shooting because

Gotta argue that, I knew way,way to many people who have done or still do and they have never been,not even a misdemeanor.

I can’t imagine any way to get busted faster than doing deals in the parking lot of your own complex. Hell, where I live, if you sold something that way legit, you’d probably get the cops called on you by somebody.

It does happen, all the time. I’m sorry you know dumb drug dealers, but there are plenty who get away with it. They aren’t thugged up idiots, they just stick to business.

If they said he was trying to summon demons from the underground to push a diet pill pyramid scheme I would’ve believed that also.

Texas isn’t my state, but I did a quick check through the criminal records system, and I found zip for Mr. Brown. Even allowing for the fact that I missed something, records were sealed etc., there in no way on God’s Green Earth that someone in possession of 12 lbs of weed wasn’t on paper. It doesn’t happen. Gus Fring…

Reverse Vampires, out in the daylight, because they are from Tan-sylvania.

When you are in the game like that, you always have somebody watching your back. As soon as anything goes wrong, that person is at your spot removing any evidence of drug dealing before the cops can find it. If you have ever been around drug dealers or have watched an episode of The Wire, Power or Breaking Bad, you…

Not just find them, find them nearly instantly.

Yeah, let me guess how they knew he was a suspect he...“fit the description”?

You seriously want us to believe Dallas PD the motherfuckers who let Lee Harvey Oswald get shot while in their custody don’t know how to find three patsies to pin their bullshit on?

Lizard People would have been more believable....

Because there’s absolutely nowhere in Louisiana to buy weed. Li’l Wayne an’nem always head straight to Texas because that’s the nearest place they can find what they need.

It would have been more believable if they’d just blamed the Reverse Vampires!

Not even my suburban white weed dealer friends who were moving ounces, not pounds, would’ve been this dumb with what they were doing. 0% chance someone in the habit of moving 12 pounds at a time would’ve been this dumb or he woulda been in jail a long time ago for it.

This is literally the plot of LA Confidential, except a thousand times stupider.