If we’re being generous, the bystander effect is a real thing.

Actually they are probably doing the right thing, assuming someone called for help. If someone takes a literal nosedive into concrete they might have neck damage and should only be turned over by medical personnel.

Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

The slowness by which Bills fan bystanders tend to him (not to mention the fact they held onto their beers) is as 1:1 on-brand as it gets.

Yeah I owe you an apology for being a twat. As other people pointed out, I’m an idiot.

The self-own happening here is spectacular.

...which is followed by a section explicitly talking about firing McLoughan for supposed alcoholism.

The Jets have hope, for some reason. The Redskins do not.

If only you’d made it 3 sentences further...

How did Dan Snyder “overrule” Gruden by making him select Haskins instead of Jones when Jones was selected #5 by the Giants and the Redskins didn’t select until #15? Jones wasn’t an option for the Redskins and I’d have to guess the the Redskins were pinching themselves that Haskins was still available. I mean maybe…

I swear us a a society are so shitty with this tattle-tell nature of posting a videos of people doing things other grown people do all the time not in the public spotlight.

This is how Washington works. First they start a social media smear campaign, then they publicly humiliate you, and then they fire you. But they still expect you to do your job while all this is going on.

Snyder: “I’m sorry, due to your rampant alcoholism we’re gonna have to fire you, this video has emerged-”

Snyder actually has a dirty tricks department, right? It’s the Nixon White House in NFL franchise form.

Look maybe the team is doing the same things it has done to every other coach, GM, front office, player, reporter, consession stand worker, or random passerby, it feels the need to cut ties with.

It is a very short article, yet you clearly did not read it.

I mean, would most skins fans even care if Jay Gruden got fired?

If this is in fact a smear campaign by the redskins, why bother? I mean, would most skins fans even care if Jay Gruden got fired? I mean, would it make them seem like a bad organization? He’s been pedestrian at best?

They would be expected to post three “news videos” per day to their site—they were to wear Maven polo shirts in these videos—as well as hundreds of posts per month. The message was clear: Quantity over quality. Prospective Maven “partners” were told by company execs that if they had trouble creating enough content,…

Always love plans that are literally based on the scheme of a pyramid.