Lauren you’re fantastic. You have a ton of golden nuggets throughout this piece. My favorite is this: “the Saints were the beneficiaries of a rare Browns mistake”. The Browns are based in a city known as the Mistake on the Lake.

My wife was commenting on that today. She was having flashbacks to the days when the only people watching the Saints were my wife, her father, and a couple of guys with bags on their heads.

Isn’t their Vegas Stadium a Dome?

Tony Roma replaced Gruden in the Corona commercials; will he next replace Gruden as the Raiders head coach? Rumors start now!

It actually makes sense. Like, have you ever sharted, just a little? The mistake most make is to freak out and try and clean up. The right move is to actually lean into it and explosively and excessively shit your pants. People will think you’re a lunitic and the stench will scare most off, and that’s when you strike!

The Three Stooges made some of the best anti-Nazi films of the era. Just having Moe play Hitler said plenty.

Huh.  My opinion of the Warner Brothers just went up.

What’s the saying? “Those that forget history,” and all that?

No, you did not read it right. 

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Right, Apple is going spend billions to completely upend a manufacturing and supply chain that’s been refined over decades all over some dumb tariffs that’ll be gone in - PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - two years.

Hi, I’m Kate McClure. You might remember me from such grifts as “raising a bunch of money for a homeless dude only to pocket most of it for myself” and “using the heroin addiction he had before giving me his last $20 to defend myself.”

Hao So?

¿Como es eso?

How so?

You can sense the douche is strong in him, even before finding out he was using the homeless man’s money at the casino.

How so?

There is always the idea that by sharing your good acts that you are encouraging/shaming others into doing good acts of their own.

Are you sure?