And you’re obviously not real good at actually thinking things through, so let me help. A) my father’s father died when I was nine, his mom when I was 27. The first time he took the money that was supposed to be a college fund for me and blew it. With his mom, I asked for one thing (the family china) and he sold it,…

1) Rita was a key factor in keeping the Saints in New Orleans

My father fucked me out of my inheritance when both of his parents died. I haven't spoken to him in over a decade and he'll never meet his granddaughter. I hope the maybe $20k he got was worth it.

“Good” isn’t the best word.

This guy...

I hadn’t even heard of the Red Sox until just now, so you’re probably right.

Yeah, I think it’s very fair to say that our society has done a very good job with encouraging our society to approve of concepts like “right” and “liberty” and “republicanism”, but it has done a very, very poor job educating our citizenry about what a right, and what liberty, and what a republic are, exactly.

“Hate to tell you this, but unless the other side is cheating, every game you lost you deserved to lose. That’s how sports works. The other team was better on that day and won.”

It’s like youth sports. Parents blame other illness, injury if their kid doesn’t win. Or, it’s the rest of the team’s fault. And it teaches the kids that they should never be expected to lose. It’s disingenuous. Get over it. Sometimes, you get get beat.

Perhaps it’s the reminder that LeBron went from a city on the shores of an actual, sizable lake to one that has a single naturally occurring one (Toluca) that would be considered a pond or even a bog anywhere east of the Missouri River.

And as a fan, I can tell you that it is utterly worthless, and they’re just trying to seem like super patriots for the flag humpers out there in America.

God bless you... Finally i scroll far enough to find a decent human being... Don’t worry im going to get ripped for saying almost exactly what you did...

But can he fix the rate limiting step: the concession workers? They certainly move like they are paid by the hour. And God forbid you want a beer from a tap that isn’t directly next to the cashier.

Chris, the 76ers don’t want him because LeBron will ruin the development of Embiid/Simmons.

ha! I enjoyed that, too. had to resist the urge to explain the joke.

I wish I knew where this guy lived so I can set him on fire and film it and record it and put it on deadspin

Comments like the above are typically dog whistles that make me curious of the commenter’s history. In this case, the above commenter provides this gem:

Oh.

You packed a lot of terrible takes in two sentences. Very impressive.

Everything you have just written aside from the implication that Judge and LeBron have great bodies, is so wildly incorrect that I don’t even know where to begin. Judge is showing phenomenal plate discipline and has been getting utterly hosed by calls below his knees.