Chinese isn't a race it's a country, Asian is a race. If someone says, "that french asshole," or "that american asshole," does that make them racist?

It's only racist if there are no assholes in china, in this case there are at least a few

Thank you for providing another way people can be annoying.

No but the plethora of apple fanboys on gizmodo do

Drinking water and eating fiber/fruits are things you should do in general, not just because you at horribly for the last few days.

These people are obviously lying as Apple products never 'break.'

Hipster Christmas trees are the worst kind of Christmas trees. Makes me wanna start writing a screenplay while sitting at Starbucks blogging on my MacBook pro

According to Gizmodo you don't need to buy Applecare because Apple computers are enchanted by magical wizard people who make Apple hardware never break.

I don't understand "butt hurt," again that makes no sense. You been drinking?

In Asia beatings = having your testicles shocked and a 60 y/o dude trying to tea-bag you

slow clap..........engage

I wonder what a kindle Genius would do

You apparently didn't read the article very well, go back to your crying

wow, dick, that makes just about no sense.

I'm convinced Yachts aren't about style, they're about how much it costs.

The Jobs family should just set the thing on fire and give the guy the finger.

No iPAD 3?

you left out:

LJBH, bears are complete assholes. They'll kick your ass just for walking through their hood

I've always wanted to see a picture of Rebel Wilson with SeaMen all over her face