No, Diana, Camilla and Kate would all remain Princesses were their husbands to become Kings. Just as Prince Phillip is not King Phillip. The top title only happens if you’re the top of the monarchy.

They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

It seems weird to me that someone who is a member of the monarchy would not understand how monarchies work.

That’s a 101 money laundering right there. Btw, is there a Republican without financial ties to Russia?

Yeah, but luckily he has no business dealings with Russians or anything...

No need to get riled about this. Justice was as much of a Democrat as Mitch McConnell. A rich coal baron who doesn’t pay his taxes. It doesn’t change much. 

Is the dog called sushi or is that emoji next to the dog one on her phone?

what does it mean?? Is she going to eat the puppy????

They forgot they had a loaded gun? They forgot they had a loaded gun? They forgot they had a loaded gun!? That is the most terrifying part of this whole thing. That someone can be walking around carrying a loaded weapon and forget they had it on them is straight up fucking terrifying. If you choose to carry a weapon,…

A friend of a friend is a Republican staffer who works in the White House. Apparently, Trump genuinely believed (and refused to believe staffers when they told him it wasn’t true) that Mexico is in South America.

ha ha if anything this makes Mexicans dislike him even more. Every single time the Cuban’s voting patterns are talked about we all roll our eyes. We think there should be a different category for them. They don’t count as Hispanics or Latinos because we may have language and culture in common but we surely have very…

I do not know if you heard, but with Cuba, I had 84 percent, with the Cuban-American vote. But overall generally, I had well over 30 percent and everyone was shocked to see this. I understand the community and they understand me, and I have a great respect for the Mexican people.”

This is one of the less awful but still pretty awful aspects of his presidency. It’s not just that he’s a fuck up, it’s that he insists on being personally involved in this stuff and is embarassing the whole country in front of other leaders. Asking the President of Mexico to pretend like he might pay for the wall…

Right? His followers are so invested in the macho man figure they think he cuts, but he’s just a sniveling little turd.

It’s so weird. I knew before reading that it was going to be a Fyre Festival but I wasn’t prepared to learn that he talks like a whiny little bitch in front of other world leaders.

Reading these was so... I don’t even know what word to use. Like, it was confirming in the fact that Trump is completely in over his head, but it was also sickening to see just how terrible a situation it really was. Like, something that I needed to see even though I knew it wasn’t going to be good. I’m sure there’s…

Fuck ICE. Fuck everyone involved in this. Fuck Trump, fuck everyone who voted for him, and fuck anyone who is still supporting him. Fuck his whole disgusting family, and fuck every bloated white over-privileged person who somehow thinks this administration will benefit him.

I am actually a high school humanities teacher. I think that the US history field is going to have to rethink how we teach history.

They’re going to have to come up with a name for the type of government that’s going on right now. It must contain the word “absurd” somewhere in it or it won’t be accurate.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.