I actually did have to reread that sentence. Wow... Just wow.

"Binge watching is for people who have a fuckton of house cleaning to do and what something to put on in the background." FTFY, science!

Replace cat with dog, and I'm yours. Also, I could have picked a more flattering pic of my dog, but I'm kinda diggin his zombie eyes

THIS IS MY LIFE

The only difference between AA, AAA, C, and D batteries is the total capacity. They all output the exact same level of power.

I need this.

SORRY I'M NOT SORRY.

There used to be this popular rhyme "she sells ... sea shells... by the sea shore"

When I need a C battery I just use these battery converters I got with an Eneloop set.

My favorite hair story: my mom's best friend's kid was about three. One day her mother enters a room to find her scissors in hand with her hair lying in heaps on the floor. She freaks out and asks her, "Honey, why did you cut all your hair off with those scissors?!" And she replies, "Because I didn't have a sword!"…

At the tender age of 10, aka the what the fuck is happening to my body era, I decided I wanted to learn what it was like to shave my legs. So I waited until my parents weren't home and I was babysitting my 5 year old little brother. I was a horrible babysitter because I decided this was the best time to lock myself in…

When I was 10 I got a haircut that I didn't particularly care for. It was the mid-90s and it was some shoulder length, layered monstrosity. Because I was a bit of a lazy tomboy I never bothered to do anything proper with my hair, I'd go to bed with wet hair and in the morning, I'd wake up with the layers going in a…

I am a survivor of a 1987 Ogilvie Home Perm.

I think it's based on this sentence "Sitting for long periods of time, even with exercise, has a negative effect on our health."

Interesting point, but even if it's true, you fail to take into account that if you decide to adopt an exercise regime, that means you won't be sitting as much. Your comparison to smoking makes no sense, since the smoking itself damages your health. Sitting is not in itself damaging to your health, it's prolonged lack…

2.5 miles is about 10-15 minutes to ride.

I live in Minneapolis, which (contrary to popular opinion) gets pretty hot and sticky in the summer. All those lakes mean high relative humidity. I've found that most mornings are cool enough that it's not a problem - the ride home is much, much worse. But some tips:

Side question for you, how well does riding your bike for work, work out? I would like to start doing that (only live about 2.5 miles from work) however I am concerned about showing up at work sweaty or needing to take even more extra time to get dressed at work and possibly screwing myself over due to the weather in…

garfield appears less enthusiastic

Does riding a bike count as sitting or exercise (or both)?