They’re expecting a baby. Why wouldn’t they spend that much time together? (Is it not normal for couples to do this when they’re expecting? I’m not a parent and don’t plan on having kids.)

“You keep eating that way you’ll be as big as a house.” Dad to me as a teen after Mom’s own dumbass comment.

I play on XBOX and to get out of the Power Armor you have to hold the A button. Then when you go to [craft] at the Power Armor station it will “attach” your Power Armor to the stand. Not sure what the button equivalent is for Playstation or PC, but I hope that helps.

Oh my glob, this is pure genius. I [lurve] me some Thanksgiving stuffing, especially the crispy edges. Now I can have crispy edges all the time! <3.<3.<3

Definitely scared the crap out of me when he popped up out of the water. Retreated to the gazebo and played “Ring Around The Rosie” to kill him. Took some serious radiation damage, but it was worth not dying.

The Unroll.me app isn’t all that different from the desktop versions, but instead of just clicking on boring newsletters you don’t want, you’ll do a Tinder-esque swipe action to unsubscribe from them.

Can confirm. My partner is Ex-Mormon and he’s exactly the same way.

SMU stands for Southern Methodist University

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Gavin Rossdale’s ex-boyfriend Marilyn

indie goods [...] called Handmade.

Sometimes feels like a game of double-dutch: It’s hard to tell when is a good time to jump in without interrupting the flow of conversation.

Thank you for posting this.

Well played. +1

It’s a daily struggle. As much as I would love to live in a progressive state, I feel an obligation to stay and change what I can, while I can.

Can we at least [get approval] to clone her? I’d happily give up all of my representatives for a Warren replacement. ~ Signed, Texas Resident

Because if you put the holes in the top they’ll drain up and stain your ceiling. :-/

Nobody else missed the joke so this one is on you.

Still limited to 9 on the iPhone.

My family is bi-racial (Mom: Korean; Dad: Black) so I grew up using chopsticks. That said, that last picture of the guy eating Cheetos with chopsticks is cracking me up. 10/10