Geico has already denied the insurance claim.

"It's an *IMPERIAL* probe droid!"

It was always sort of obvious that McMahon had very little intellectual respect for his audience, but this is truly a new plane.

All it's missing is Ted Williams.

Well, this is why the criticism of Ryan is dumb. After four seasons, Sanchez hadn't played well enough to justify naming him either the entrenched starter or even the presumptive starter. Instead, he wound up in an even-up competition with a rookie. So if Sanchez hadn't earned the starting job, why should he have been…

Unfair. Tannenbaum's no genius, but he's also partly responsible for sending them to consecutive conference championship games in 2009 and 2010. Keep in mind that neither the 2007 nor 2008 Jets had made the playoffs. Had it not been for Tannenbaum's aggressive spending and willingness to trade draft picks, the team…

Mark is a good guy. He's just not a good quarterback. It's too bad. I really hoped it'd work out, but by the end of 2010, a part of me just knew it wouldn't.

I came.

Here's a bulletin: the NFL cannot survive without meatheads. It's 75 percent of the fan base.

That's what you call a good hostess.

Just how many false rape allegations do there have to be (Duke, Marcus Dixon, Brian Banks, Kobe, etc.) before we stop convicting people in popular media?

It's tempting—-but ultimately irresponsible—-to assume that the suicides are due exclusively or even largely to concussions and brain disease. There are many other factors at work. In Duerson's case, his company had gone into receivership, and he'd lost almost the entirety of his significant business fortune.…

Yeah, no. You're a woman when you're born with a vagina.

Are male reporters allowed in female locker rooms?

They're still using Bob Shepherd's recorded voice to announce Jeter? That is fucking ghoulish.

Terrible comeback.

RIP Chase.

I'm actually excited about the trial. I'm a Jet fan, so my sports cock hasn't been this hard in years. This trial is gonna be a pants-ripper.

He may not have killed the guy, but if the published reports are true, he was involved.

The opening statement—-that no one cares about PEDs—-is so manifestly wrong that I stopped reading right there.