I'm not even remotely satisfied that Tyson raped Desiree Washington. Of course, no one but Tyson and (maybe) Washington knows for certain, but the evidence presented against him at trial was a joke. In essence, he was convicted of being Mike Tyson: an ostensibly stupid, angry, violent black guy who scared the hell out…

Man, that's one strange-looking restaurant bathroom.

My initial reaction was to mock this girl, but her obsession with pleasing fraternity tools shows that she's also a huge whore, and that's good. She'd probably fuck a kid in a wheelchair if he had a Sigma Nu shirt on, and certain guys need girls like that.

Oh, God. They're degrading the entire event just by relating it to sports. Get a life.

If it wasn't intended as an insult—and it wasn't in this case—who gives a shit? The increasingly rabid insistence on using haute PC terminology isn't about sensitivity. It's about control. It's about creating an arbitrary minefield and then pillorying people who unwittingly trip a wire.

"Have you ever been with a woman?"

Deadspin really needs to stay away from real issues and limit itself to sports bullshit.

Cheating is the way of the world and the surest path to success and happiness, not just in sports but in all things. Winning races, making money, and nailing blonde models is a lot harder to do when you have to play by the rules.

His story is ridiculous. Makes Casey Anthony's explanation look credible by comparison. I hope these black South African gentlemen live up to their, erm, billing as it were and turn Pistorius's rectum into corned-beef hash in prison.

But maybe it should.

I'm surprised he fucked up and embarrassed himself. He'd been working with Bobby Jindal for three weeks, preparing.

Piazza is a very strange guy. Stranger and more aloof than any other major athlete I've ever watched. But the truth about the Clemens thing is that Clemens won. He couldn't get Piazza out with pitches, so he found another route. And it worked. Once the beaning happened, Piazza totally folded up his tent and went home.

I'd call him ugly, but next to his old man, he looks like Warren Beatty.

Why are you using fake names? If people want to make allegations, let them put their names on it. This practice of allowing women to throw life-wrecking stones at men from behind a veil of anonymity really needs to stop. She's an adult, and she's accusing an adult.

I don't lose my freedom of speech when you criticize me. I lose it when you try to fire me.

In furtherance of the mock outrage at my defense of the term "redskins," you now use words like "whitey." Hilarious.

How are you enjoying your expurgated copy of "Huckleberry Finn"?

Far right? I've voted exclusively for Democrats since I was eligible. It's not only conservatives who find absurdity in political correctness.

Do you really write this poorly?