Neither party said what Maha Almasri said. It does make me wonder what she said other than the one post that’s in this article. 

What did HE say or do that HE should face consequences?

“But the school says it took particular issue with posts that said Israel’s war on Gaza began before October 7...”

Give me Fudgie or give me death!

May I request that you bring back the tradition of assigning horrible and yet highly accurate and often hilarious epithets whenever you refer to Donald tRump? I lived for that shit in 2016, and I feel we as a society need it now more than ever. https://jezebel.com/every-description-jezebel-used-for-donald-trump-during-…

My sincere hope is the site is not just back but returns to some of the former quality and insight that made it a an outsized-pop culture staple. Frankly the site had been in decline for years before its shuttering. I don’t mean to shit on you or any other writers who, I gather, have been working under less-than-ideal…

And so is the comment section! Hurray!

Yeah, I’ll never forget when I was told I was a bad feminist on here for using tampons and eschewing a Diva Cup. Or when I was told I was a bad feminist on here for trimming my pubes. Good times, good times.

But the quality of the commentariat remained pretty damn good. 

Are you celebrating your Festivus “airing of grievances” early this year?

I started reading Gawker every day around 20 years ago when I still lived in NYC, probably more for the local gossip than anything else. When I moved to the other side of the world, it was one way I maintained a connection to “home” at the time.

That blows chunks. I’ve been here since Erin Gloria Ryan was still working finance (in Chicago?) and she was commenting on the sly as “Morning Gloria”.

To all of the Jezebel staffers, I’m so sorry. Your value has never been properly recognized by the bean counters who misunderstand media so completely. I have enjoyed reading your thoughts and getting to know all of you through your unique voices, even when we may have disagreed or approached an issue from a different…

Man, Azealia Banks is such a tragedy. She has massive amounts of talent and could have been a superstar if she wasn’t such a dumpster fire of a human being.

Every Democrat should run on abortion.

Even still, he managed to find employment selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands

Actually, Kelce is on someone else’s team in my fantasy league, so I need her to stay home when he plays. I’m actually doing well this year.

“But I just can’t get over the idea of every famous woman Nick and Joe have ever dated coming together to talk a blessed amount of shit... all while Joe shares a lovely little LA lunch with Nathan Fielder. What a seismic meeting of the minds, this weekend...”

She is draining his precious bodily essence, after all. Through the physical act of love.

I read the first two phrases of your comment in a Donald Trump voice, but you lost me at your third, which was heartbreakingly self-aware. Maybe it’s an age thing, but I can’t imagine wanting to have dinner with that many people.