Oh my god. For some reason, I’m really really loving that the first name in the “Oh, everybody was there! There was...” roll-call is motherfucking Flavor Flav. The hilarity of this is compounded by the fact that, if this is to be believed, Taylor Tay selected him personally. In my mind, this call took place in…

I know all this. I’m annoyed that Jezebel didn’t bother to take 30 seconds to check to see where the Chiefs were playing and when. Only saying it was “notable” he wasn’t there.

Kelce has a game tonight. They are hosting the Denver Broncos.

She wakes up every three weeks and decides to ruin this mans life. JFC Will, run while you are still able!

Considering Chris was attempting to date Jada when he and Will were supposedly friends.... perhaps it was all too much for him and just came to a head. Pun intended. Either way she needs to give this man his freedom. In the real world - nobody gives a damn about this. Perhaps if they came clean from the start - none…

I don’t know if she is insufferable and humorless, but she does love to overshare. I have a Facebook friend who does the same thing. I’m like, please stop posting details of your health woes, child’s poop schedule, weird public health beliefs, etc. Those are thoughts that you share with people you are close to, not on…

And given that his struggles with Grande’s fame were reportedly a key source of tension in their marriage, he probably isn’t overly eager to draw even more attention to himself with a spicy little tell-all.

What are talking about. None of what you said was in the article 

Dolly got punished for *dressing like* the “town tramp”. 

Just think...back when Bush2's scum administration was done, we were all thinking, ‘Man, there’s no way there’ll ever be a worst prez than Bush.’

If you want an awful ancient prez, go with Jackson.  His administration was one atrocity after another committed against the Indians.  It’s literally sickening.

GWB wasn’t a great President but he was actually a voracious reader. He used to have reading competitions with members of his staff in office and he’d read 50-60 books a year. Donald Trump proudly boasts that he’s never read a single long book (although he bizarrely claims that he’s read the Bible). That’s how far the…

Oh, I get it, but a few rebuttals:
1) This arguably draws more attention and is a way for regular citizens who want to help to help

I would like a mural, but that would give my kids nightmares. Also, probably me.

Can I just pay money so she doesn’t come to my house?

Agreed. Because it’s telling. I get the impression that what bothers him most is that someone got away with something that he didn’t.

I’m surprised the write up by Audra (which was not very good in general) didn’t go into a bit more detail on that, however. Just printing Penn’s quote without letting readers know what that refers to (which is only one incident, not his abuse of Madonna, which was a separate incident) is a bit strange.

I'm not listening to the guy who beat Madonna with a baseball bat.

Megan had apparently caught wind of the feud rumors, posting a slow-mo TikTok of her and Timberlake having a grand old time together after the VMAs

Clicked on the Dancing with the Stars link expecting to laugh at the roster...and was kind of impressed. I then realized I was impressed because I am old and names like Jason Mraz, Mira Sorvino, Alyson Hannigan and Tyson Beckford wouldn’t mean roughly nothing to anyone under the age of 30.