I hope he doesn’t hear about the “secret”. Ingesting mass quantities of rooster jizz is the real ticket to youth. Don’t tell him, okay?

This is sooooo embarrassing. Paul Rudd needs to troll this dude. 

sure he’s lean but he still looks a bit rough for 45, yikes. 

Given what he is doing, he doesn’t look particularly great for his age.

I mean, I would never wish illness on anyone...but I would be interested to see how he handles a health situation that he can’t buy his way out of. 

the 45-year-old man whose pursuit of eternal youth has driven him to swap blood with his 17-year-old son

Johnson shared his goal on Instagram to increase the length and hardness of his nighttime erections from 2 hours and 12 minutes to 3 hours and 30 minutes, the latter of which is the average noctural erection time of an 18-year-old.

Other than to procreate for the purpose of spawning his son, has he been with any woman just for enjoyment?
This seems like something an incel would obsess over because he thinks women give a shit about a man’s ability to unleash volumes of jiz with enough pressure to insiminate her from 20 feet away.

Because the Kentucky law is that the Governor has to choose from a list of 3 people provided by the party. The Governor can’t just pick any ol’ Republican. 

As long as you bend over backwards for them and toe the GOP line, they can look they other way on that,.

That was Rosario Dawson for Booker. Broke up after his presidential campaign ended.

this year’s songs of summer

He and Miss Lindsay should date. They can commute together.

He’s Lindsay Graham’s partner.

Scott is an Evangelical Christian who preaches abstinence until marriage and made his virginity a big part of his public persona—until he admitted to a reporter at age 46 that he was no longer a virgin.

Buhaha. ::Looks around.:: 

Aaaaaaand on cue, here comes the beard...

Trump has been married 3 times. Evangelicals are concerned Scott hasn’t been married enough?

Must be tough to do the “my girlfriend goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her” schtick when you’re a US senator.

Not sure why Damon and Affleck deserve the sarcasm. When people are on strike they DO NOT GET PAID.  I think it’s great that they did this.