Yeah I saw this as him speaking to his audience’s perceptions of gay vs masculine, not his own.

From above, it says that they were staying at a private residence and didn’t want their destination to be known. So they must have been trying to lose the paps before actually getting to their destination. Not the wisest option in my mind, but I suppose they did eventually go to a police station when the original plan…

Turns out you don’t get to decide what is dignified for everyone else.

Targeting the one show will be much more effective (and get more clicks), however, especially when a well-known celebrity is the face of that show. You’re correct that it’s basically every corporate environment that functions this way with a handful of exceptions, but changing that would require overturning the entire…

It’s not just creative professions, although it’s admittedly one of the worst because it’s such a desirable industry to work in and those at the top are more than willing to take advantage of that.

Thought the same. She’s obviously at fault if it’s all true (and we obviously have no idea what their relationship was like in general) but I can say that if I seriously thought my partner was trying to poison me I wouldn’t still be accepting drinks or food from them at the bare minimum. In my case I’d likely also not…

Yes I wasn’t specific there, but I definitely expect that any real level of gun control includes gun buyback programs, similar to what happened in Australia after their last mass shooting in 1996. A much bigger effort in America given the shocking proliferation of guns at this point, but again it’s worth trying and…

Putting romance aside (as all of us make incredibly stupid choices at some point), I think it’s more odd from the perspective of someone who is so aware and careful with her public image that she’s dating a guy who is on record for saying so many shitty things. Just from a PR perspective it’s an odd choice, and she’s…

“the 2A exists”

Totally. The photos above reminded me that at least the Spanish King & Queen are hot AF, the Windsors look just as inbred as they are.

I was a bit confused by that myself, but they do still go by their titles, and given Charles’ dad was a member of that family I guess they are all going along with the charade.

Seriously, most royals in Europe have given up the pomp and circumstance to avoid ending up scrutinised too much for their ill-begotten wealth. The Windsors have decided to cling to it all, we will see if that works out for them in the long run but I guess they are getting away with it so far.

Not quite sure if you are just trying to bring the “Old Man Yells At Cloud” reference to life, but I’m in my 40s and more than comfortable with the fact that most people 30 and under would consider me old because that’s generally how these things work.

Agreed with your final point that it’s an odd project for Aubrey Plaza to be involved in, it’s not like she needs the money or doesn’t have other options. This is the kind of nonsense that a washed up actor would normally be relegated to.

determined to paint Sheeran as not just an everyman but an underdog

Yeah I don’t know what I was expecting, but the slideshow experience was always terrible, and why would anyone want to guess a met gala outfit based on a bad haiku anyway?

Have never seen Party Girl, but I’m inspired and have added it to the watch list.

See also: the Matthew Perry update on Keanu Reeves that no one was asking for.

I think it was just a poorly executed joke, hence it not being funny or making sense.

He told the story at the time as if it actually happened. He claimed years later that he made it up. Assuming he made that story up, it’s still fucking offensive even if we claim that it’s just meant to be some sort of entertainment.