So are you.

Man, you know, I used to watch these movies when I was a kid and they were soooo awesome!!! I had no idea there was like a sixth sequel. Holy shit. It seems they have switched over to like medieval Japanese animetion or something? Cos like the first movie was all done in live action with like real actors and stuff and…

Whatta bunch of assholes!

I hate Jezebel. But then I saw the topic of this post and I was like, fuck it, I gotta stay here. And now, we have no choice but to find a way to rip this man's clothes off.

Oh, I'm sorry. Isn't physical abuse the only way kids will ever learn? Preachers and pastors and 'experts' all over the country who go the shit beaten out of them as kids agree. Sure sometimes the adult goes too far and tragedies like this happen. But the important thing to remember is that the kid learned his lesson…

its not about whether you can take it or not, and nether is it about running to mommy and daddy. it's about knowing that you can stop her in her tracks. something that clearly hasn't happened yet. this is an option open to you, should you choose to take it, because nothng else has worked. your the one having to take…

Just FYI, one way of dealing with commenters who say violent and creepy personal insults to you is to email sam biddle at gawker. he can be reached at biddle@gawker.com. he specifically deals with commenter complaints and asks to be notified if a commenter goes way over the line. sometimes that's the best way of…