Even a broken power unit is right twice a day, amirite?

They should introduce a “wheelie bag fee” for anyone who is not elderly or disabled. If your bag has wheels, $100 to bring it on the plane. Why? Because fuck you that’s why!

If you get out of your race car on an active race track an walk INTO THE PATH of another race car with the intentions of starting a fight with the driver and you get hurt, it is YOUR fault and YOUR fault alone. YOU have no idea what stewart saw because you aren’t him. YOU have no idea how difficult a car like that can…

“Nice exhaust note. Can you mow my lawn next Tuesday?”

Well, I suppose you should. It could mean disabling the buttons and the screen greeting you with Goatse every time you turn the car on.

No, Kitty! This is mah keyboard!

I think the Bentley designer is just mad because the Lincoln looks better.

I'd say it's a good Bond film, but not a great Bond film. The thing about the Brocolli family is that they decide they want to make a "dark" film every half-dozen or so films. Think On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Quantum of Solace/Skyfall and, of course, License To Kill.

Who's down with TPP?

Well, Jac 'The Knife" Nasser, Roger Smith, Eaton, Wagoner, Schrempp and others have been mentioned... I'm going to mention two who haven't been listed... George Harriman and Donald Stokes.

Sir William Lyons, and his engineering team of Walter Hassan, Claude Bailey, and William Heynes, for their development of the Jaguar XK Series 6-cylinder engine...

Uhhhh guys: regarding #5...

Pay for a first class ticket.

My father in law found a wild boar at the side of the road hit by a car or truck. They just returned from a hunting trip, and thought it would be pretty cool to return with a boar instead of their usual rabbits. So they loaded it into the back of their Renault Espace, and drove off. After a few miles the boar suddenly…

What is this? A house for ants?

Many years ago I in the late 90's, I was driving my older brother's '83 Ford Laser (a badge engineered Mazda 323) on a 6 road hour trip up the north coast of the Australian state of New South Wales (from Sydney to Nambucca Heads) for Christmas holidays with our family at my uncle and aunt's place. We're about 3 hours…