This seems like: Don’t heat sealed things in the Microwave! Puncture your potatoes before you put them in, puncture your eggs before you put them in. Sealed things, heated in the microwave, explode, this is not a new phenomenon.

A pint of fresh raspberries and a bottle of Hershey’s syrup.

What is this local plant shop you speak of? I could go to Lowe’s or Walmart, I guess.

What is this local plant shop you speak of? I could go to Lowe’s or Walmart, I guess.

One suggestion I didn’t see. Split it up. Give each grandchild a piece or two so they have some of “Grandma’s china”.

How about a way to make it show the actual count of unread messages instead of clearing it just because I went into the tab?

So am I the only person who basically ignores these types of notifications on my phone?

If you are traveling together for work then you are at work the whole time and you should act like it. Yes, you can have dinner together, but you probably shouldn’t go out dancing.

Saying the pledge is NOT AT ALL about honoring the military. The pledge is an oath of allegiance, which cannot be legitimately extracted from anyone under duress. I have refused to say the pledge since I’ve been old enough to know what it means. I will not blindly follow a flag or a government.

You clearly never had a class where 10% of your grade was for “participation”.

I disagree slightly

First, the cook/host should not be pushing their dish, it’s rude to point out what someone is eating or not eating.

Nothing. We do things through inertia.

Don’t studies also show that women speak vastly more words per day than men do? How are these factoids reconciled?

Would you support a system whereby all criminal convictions are recorded using a standard national coding system and reported to a centralized database for use in background checks?

That doesn’t even seem complicated. You visited a location associated with a brand that one of your primary contacts works for. (The fact that other brands may also be associated with that location doesn’t matter). Also, let’s say that you had another friend in that building that worked for a different brand. When…

Take the situation in the comic. Something like “Hey, you know I would find it really difficult put on a costume and perform in public like you are doing, I really admire that you can do that.”

Re: Friends will come because they want to see you...

I hope you told them that no one showed. Everybody thinks that if they don’t show up it won’t matter because other people will.

I disagree with your definition of a lot of cards, I have 17 cards in my wallet, only one of which is a credit card.

I disagree with your definition of a lot of cards, I have 17 cards in my wallet, only one of which is a credit card.

A few years ago one of my neighbors was give out shots of Hot Damn to the parents.