and that’s what just really has me puzzled. zapdos would’ve been captured, we’d be REALLY STRUGGLING to keep up, and the whole team would be underleveled. why wouldn’t you just at least try to surrender? you could end that trash match, get the game over with, and move onto another one

So a bartender is opening up at like 4PM, so the whole place is dead, and a guy walks in. He’s got a suit that could feed a family of four for a decade, and it’s on a body that would put Michael Phelps to shame, and he’s also got a red balloon for a head.

4:28 in: [starts explaining what “White Boy Summer” means. This may be the most awkward thing I have ever witnessed.]

2:22 in: “People assume that I just live this super privileged life, like Richie Rich, and that just wasn’t the case. It was actually the opposite.” [marina in the background]

1:31 in: “I’m not even mad, yo” [yelling, cursing, neck and face are turning beet red]

So I am 23 seconds in and what is fascinating to me is that he is clearly, genuinely, proud of that accent. Like, he worked on it, or maybe he feels he has a natural gift, and I think on some level he wants some recognition, some praise for doing such a good job (in his mind) with that accent.

If there is an underwater, bomb defusal level, I WILL CRY

If it’s a prequel they should really be filming it in plain old Zealand.

Ah yes. The Pokemon fan boycott. A perrenial staple of the internet wherein a change is made to a Pokemon game and the ravenous fanbase is sent into a fervor, filling pages of digital space with their disappointment over the change being made and organizing a refusal to engage with the product that no longer resembles…

“...there will also be some new drama between Daniel’s daughter (played by Mary Mouser) and her friend Tory at Cobra Kai (played by Peyton List)...”

This is where Nintendo is smarter than any western business. Not just in gaming, but retail and beyond.

When I lived in a town of 60,000 people I was working at Target. They expected constant permanent growth not only of sales, but of membership sign ups too. Except, this ignored the basic truth that a town that size…

Punk's involvement makes me think this will be worth it. Not "subscribe to Starz" worth it, but worth it.

Speaking as a dude who once ran marathons and rowed crew for a Big 10 Team and now looks like if an older, fatter Vin Diesel had a baby with Paul Giamatti... getting old sucks and time is undefeated.

The Hobbit was intended to be two movies. I think we were all quite on board with that.

He’s pretty good in For All Mankind.

He’s been really great in AppleTV’s “For All Mankind”

I heard someone last year suggest that the Braves change their name to the Atlanta Hammers in honor of Hammerin’ Hank Aaron, and, holy shit, is that not the BEST name you’ve ever heard for a baseball team?! It even rolls off the tongue when you say it out loud, The Atlanta Hammers. I love it.

I don’t know what to tell you.

Hot take: Diesel makes better films than The Rock. I like Dwayne Johnson more and even find him more interesting as an actor. Johnson is great in other peoples movies like Be Cool, Pain and Gain, the Fast and Furious films. But, outside of The Rundown (which is a guilty pleasure) and Moana, most of his films run from…

She should have started eating it horizontally, like an ear of corn - like Amy Farrah Fowler, because “That’s how good girls eat a banana”.