Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

Agree with everything you said.

LeBron: I'm a free agent! Someone pay me as much money as you think I'm worth to play basketball. I figure it's around $50 million.

If you think someone is going to try to seize your guns from you (assuming you haven't committed a crime, and you live in the USofA, you're a gun nut and not too bright.

Which week?

Don't forget that almost every astronaut came from Ohio. It sucks so bad that they left THE FUCKING PLANET.

Maybe he just wanted to Win a World Series. How did he "sell out" the Rangers? They fucking traded him.

Why are they playing during Vin Scully's story time? I'm serious. I could listen to him tell baseball stories all day long. The game is secondary. God bless him and God bless Don Zimmer. RIP.

Instead of pall bearers, Pedro Martinez will throw him into his grave.

With all due respect, Tom, I think we can all agree that the best inning a pitcher can have is when his first pitch sails into the stands and kills Mike Lupica.

"...PBS and co-producers at WNED Buffalo 'believed that the show was no longer the best way to teach kids reading skills.'"

IS NO ONE ELSE CONCERNED THAT LEBRON CAN CONSUME A MOUTHPIECE WITHOUT EVEN CHEWING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Context to everyone here: When I started teaching at Muskingum College, one of my department colleagues was pregnant. Her husband was another professor in the department. This is the kid she was pregnant with.)

Tim, I don't know if you'll remember Jeff Harman from your Muskingum days, but Harry at :33 is his son. Giving that Muskie fist-pump!

I bet you Jeter's kids will give him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug every year, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's not even in the top 10 greatest dads.

I would dig that! There's something so awesome about 2d sprites with no voiceovers - it's like reading a book versus watching a movie, right? You get to assign your own voices and tones to a character rather than being disappointed with the voice when it doesn't align with what you hear in your brain (or be…

I truly hate the 3d models for all of these remakes:(

Not if he's your Uncle Sam Malone he wouldn't.

You're right, it actually appears Slash has not washed anything in several years.