At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

Coke has no future in comedy relief either

Is anybody else tired of Red Sox fans feeling oppressed and better than everybody else simply because they are not Yankees fans?

Those last 14 paragraphs really snuck up on me.

Officer: Hands on the wheel, sir. License?

Some of us keep our unfashionable chin-straps because the alternative is far, far worse.

And to think this all could have been avoided if USA Today had published the interview in the paper instead of making it a podcast.

Well, this is awkward...

Atheist now but raised a catholic. The bible is supposed to be the true word of god. No where in the new testament is there mention of a wife. That would mean the bible has been "lying" by omission. But in reality it would mean that the people who decided what writings would go in the New Testament were hiding…

I'm no expert, but this is how I understand it. It's weird. At the time, an unmarried rabbi would have been highly unusual. Unless Jesus was an Essene, which he might have been, and many Essenes were celibate.

This.

I, for one, am shocked. A 22 year old sophomore?

Then they'll arrive in Lexington, KY, and go "Shit! Somebody beat us to the punch!"

One day, somebody will stop and say, "Hey guys, let's get on a couple of buses and go fuck up the other team's campus instead!"

I went to Syracuse and am clearly biased about this, on balance I like Boeheim overall, but I gotta agree with you here, Tom

This guy's giving me a bad name.

Wow, so you just insulted the guy over some shit he wasn't even asking about. You got no grounds to question anyone else's comprehension.

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.

The one time you wish a dingo had in fact, eaten your baby.